Husband and I saw Superman Returns on the weekend and my stars, I want those 2 hours back. I want those 2 hours back so I can watch Smallville reruns instead. The main thing I learned was that Kryptonite buried in rocks under his boots makes Superman collapse, but he can lift an island-sized chunk of it into space, with the green spikes inches from his face, and be just fine. He also super-threw the dog's tennis ball so that he had no change of chasing it and let out a sad little whine and he super-stalked Lois and gave the impression that he really wouldn't mind breaking up her family. The script was bad, the acting was ho-hum and there were so many holes in the plot it was almost unwatchable at times.
So, in tribute, I present this link to the hilarious Superdickery site, dedicated to showing that Superman is indeed a dick.