<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xml:lang="en"><title>Latest entries from tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com</title><rights>Copyright 2009 tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com</rights><subtitle></subtitle><author><name></name></author><updated>2009-11-20T21:18:00Z</updated><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/index.rss"/><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009:1</id><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-11-19:links.412191520</id><title>I hope it&apos;s not some kind of auto-erotic thing...</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_hope_its_not_some_kind_of_autoerotic_thing.htm"><![CDATA[At least twice now over the past few weeks, my colleague has received a hang-up phone call at the info desk. But before hanging up, he hears the definite sound of a plastic bag being crinkled into the phone. We have no idea what&#39;s up with that.]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_hope_its_not_some_kind_of_autoerotic_thing.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-11-19T19:30:00Z</updated><published>2009-11-19T19:30:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-10-25:links.412188132</id><title>Everyone needs support sometimes</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/everyone_needs_support_sometimes.htm"><![CDATA[One of our circ clerks brought over a stack of new books, and it included this one:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She said: &ldquo;This is going to be very unprofessional of me to say, but this woman just isn&rsquo;t getting the support she needs!&rdquo; &n]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/everyone_needs_support_sometimes.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-10-25T19:34:00Z</updated><published>2009-10-25T19:34:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-10-05:links.412185127</id><title>I&apos;m sure you do a marvelous job of it, sir...</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_sure_you_do_a_marvelous_job_of_it_sir.htm"><![CDATA[I haven&#39;t run into this guy, but my colleague at the circulation desk was telling us that there&#39;s a not-quite-yet-elderly man who delights in bringing up books with titles like &quot;How to Please a Woman&quot; to the checkout counter and mak]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_sure_you_do_a_marvelous_job_of_it_sir.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-10-05T02:12:00Z</updated><published>2009-10-05T02:12:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-09-15:links.412182713</id><title>Welcome back to work...</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/welcome_back_to_work.htm"><![CDATA[My first day back was fairly uneventful, but I was the person in charge, so I got to pick up a poo nugget that a leaky diaper had left behind in the children&#39;s department. The sad thing is, it was no big deal - it was solid! I&#39;ve had much wor]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/welcome_back_to_work.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-09-15T16:51:00Z</updated><published>2009-09-15T16:51:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-09-08:links.412181652</id><title>I&apos;m back!</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_back_9.htm"><![CDATA[Sorry for the absence, I&#39;ve been on a 3-week (woo hooo!) vacation, so have had no work stories. To tide us over, here&#39;s a quote from an interview with Neil Gaiman about winning the Newbery in the March 2009 edition of School Library Journal,]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_back_9.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-09-08T02:44:00Z</updated><published>2009-09-08T02:44:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-08-08:links.412178943</id><title>I. Am. Canadian!</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_am_canadian.htm"><![CDATA[A black guy sporting a very &ldquo;I am African&rdquo; red-green-yellow hat (sorry, it probably has a proper name, but I don&#39;t know it) approached the desk and said (in an obviously African accent), &ldquo;Canadian?&rdquo; I nodded or murmured so]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_am_canadian.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-08-08T18:13:00Z</updated><published>2009-08-08T18:13:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-07-25:links.412177726</id><title>Apparently you have had no contact with pop culture for the last 3 or 4 years...</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/apparently_you_have_had_no_contact_with_pop_culture_for_the_.htm"><![CDATA[An approaching-middle-aged woman asked for a book, she didn&rsquo;t know the author but she thought it was called Twilight. I asked if it was the vampire book. No, it wasn&rsquo;t, she was definite about that. So I showed her the half-dozen or so boo]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/apparently_you_have_had_no_contact_with_pop_culture_for_the_.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-07-25T02:52:00Z</updated><published>2009-07-25T02:52:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-07-21:links.412177384</id><title>Is this a bad sign?</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/is_this_a_bad_sign.htm"><![CDATA[Last week during storytime I totally blanked on the middle of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. That can&#39;t be good. I sing that song a minimum of once a week and if it&#39;s really busy, program-wise, up to 7! Apparently after 10 years, children&#39;s]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/is_this_a_bad_sign.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-07-21T02:31:00Z</updated><published>2009-07-21T02:31:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-07-06:links.412176099</id><title>Still small</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/still_small.htm"><![CDATA[The other day I was in the elevator on my way our the door to work when the other person in it said &quot;You have really small feet!!!!!! What size are they? 5?&quot; I said yeah, 5 1/2, 6... &quot;No way are they 6!&quot; Um, yes, that&#39;s what t]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/still_small.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-07-06T00:35:00Z</updated><published>2009-07-06T00:35:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-06-27:links.412175303</id><title>Yep, I&apos;m really that small, apparently</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yep_im_really_that_small_apparently.htm"><![CDATA[The other day I overheard the on-call who was working with me tell the rather pesky old man she was helping on the computer (for the 3rd or 4th time) that there was someone waiting for her at the desk, she had to go. I thought that was a bit odd, as]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yep_im_really_that_small_apparently.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-06-27T03:15:00Z</updated><published>2009-06-27T03:15:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-06-06:links.412171578</id><title>Refgrunt</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/refgrunt_1.htm"><![CDATA[&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;  &lt;w:WordDocument&gt;   &lt;w:View&gt;Normal&lt;/w:View&gt;   &lt;w:Zoom&gt;0&lt;/w:Zoom&gt;   &lt;w:TrackMoves/&gt;   &lt;w:TrackFormatting/&gt;   &lt;w:PunctuationKerning/&gt;   &lt;w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/&gt;   &lt;w:]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/refgrunt_1.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-06-06T02:10:00Z</updated><published>2009-06-06T02:10:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-05-23:links.412171577</id><title>Random acts of new bookness</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/random_acts_of_new_bookness.htm"><![CDATA[My colleague was putting out new books on the display shelf and discovered they&#39;d come up in this order:Wine Guide 2009An addiction recovery guideA poetry book about failureI wonder if the universe was trying to send some kind of message that did]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/random_acts_of_new_bookness.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-05-23T03:34:00Z</updated><published>2009-05-23T03:34:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-05-14:links.412170197</id><title>Yeah, you&apos;re not actually all that scary</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yeah_youre_not_actually_all_that_scary.htm"><![CDATA[I was walking&nbsp;along the other day&nbsp;and a goth-ish&nbsp;teenage boy was behind me. He was loudly growling out death metal (or whatever) lyrics while listening to his Walkman (yes, a tape walkman). I&#39;m sure I was meant to look behind me in]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yeah_youre_not_actually_all_that_scary.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-05-14T23:24:00Z</updated><published>2009-05-14T23:24:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-04-11:links.412163428</id><title>The logic of little ones</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/the_logic_of_little_ones.htm"><![CDATA[Another wee one story. I was reading Little Rabbit&#39;s Snacktime - it&#39;s a lift-the-flap where you hunt for the rabbit&#39;s carrots. &quot;Are they in the doghouse?&quot; Lift the flap and it&#39;s dog eating a bone. &quot;Are they in the apple]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/the_logic_of_little_ones.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-04-11T05:41:00Z</updated><published>2009-04-11T05:41:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-03-29:links.412159523</id><title>JK Rowling is watching you, too</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/jk_rowling_is_watching_you_too.htm"><![CDATA[Story number two about the Wild-Eyed Weirdo. He brought over a book&nbsp;from the booksale and said, &quot;I thought Harry Potter was fiction.&quot; I replied that it is. &quot;It&#39;s about magic and sorcerers and stuff...&quot; Yes, it is. &quot;B]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/jk_rowling_is_watching_you_too.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-03-29T20:40:00Z</updated><published>2009-03-29T20:40:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-03-21:links.412159522</id><title>Yup, the FBI and L. Ron Hubbard are watching you, too</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yup_the_fbi_and_l_ron_hubbard_are_watching_you_too.htm"><![CDATA[We have a regular crackpot who comes in - he&#39;s wild-eyed and wild-haired and pesters us half a dozen times per shift over the same stuff. He often asks for books on obscure religions and is disgusted that we don&#39;t have them. He&#39;s also obs]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yup_the_fbi_and_l_ron_hubbard_are_watching_you_too.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-03-21T03:56:00Z</updated><published>2009-03-21T03:56:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-03-14:links.412158550</id><title>It was a good week...</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/it_was_a_good_week.htm"><![CDATA[...nobody called me a fat c-word this week, so that makes it 10,000 times better than the previous week, where a guy who took offense at our guard asking him to keep his voice down hurled racial slurs at the guard and then appearance-related ones at]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/it_was_a_good_week.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-03-14T23:57:00Z</updated><published>2009-03-14T23:57:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-03-07:links.412157377</id><title>Refgrunt</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/refgrunt.htm"><![CDATA[Oh dear, I&#39;ve just noticed that this is from Valentine&#39;s Day - I&#39;m so behind. Yep, I had to work on Valentine&#39;s Day - boo!  &lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;  &lt;w:WordDocument&gt;   &lt;w:View&gt;Normal&lt;/w:View&gt;   &lt;w:Zoom&gt;0&lt;/]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/refgrunt.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-03-07T02:40:00Z</updated><published>2009-03-07T02:40:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-02-21:links.412155221</id><title>Well-dressed poultry</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/welldressed_poultry.htm"><![CDATA[Yesterday I did chickens as my storytime theme and the only chickeny handstamp I had was a sort of Easter one with a chick wearing a fancy hat. One little boy looked at it and said &quot;It&#39;s a formal chick.&quot; I loved that! First, that he kne]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/welldressed_poultry.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-02-21T20:35:00Z</updated><published>2009-02-21T20:35:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-02-07:links.412152475</id><title>What is going on with the world???</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/what_is_going_on_with_the_world.htm"><![CDATA[In the past 3 weeks, there have been 2 instances of public bodily elimination near the library.1) I didn&#39;t have to witness this one, thankfully, but our circ clerk did. Apparently a junkie chick pulled down her pants and pooped in the flower bed]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/what_is_going_on_with_the_world.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-02-07T05:16:00Z</updated><published>2009-02-07T05:16:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-01-17:links.412148730</id><title>Odd sight of the day...</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/odd_sight_of_the_day.htm"><![CDATA[A scruffy old guy sitting at one of our tables eating peanut butter out of a jar with a plastic knife.]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/odd_sight_of_the_day.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-01-17T07:00:00Z</updated><published>2009-01-17T07:00:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2009-01-08:links.412147280</id><title>Very appropriate for the new year</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/very_appropriate_for_the_new_year.htm"><![CDATA[My first reference question of 2009 was very fitting - an older lady called up and asked how to spell &quot;resolution.&quot;]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/very_appropriate_for_the_new_year.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2009-01-08T06:37:00Z</updated><published>2009-01-08T06:37:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2008-12-24:links.412144586</id><title>Tis the reason to be folly</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/tis_the_reason_to_be_folly.htm"><![CDATA[Had my first Christmas karaoke experience the other night and it was an unintentional hoot. The DVD was clearly meant for Japanese-speaking consumers and the English selections were obviously put on as a hastily-produced extra. Here are some of the l]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/tis_the_reason_to_be_folly.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2008-12-24T08:00:00Z</updated><published>2008-12-24T08:00:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2008-12-20:links.412144584</id><title>Wow, that&apos;s ancient...</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/wow_thats_ancient.htm"><![CDATA[Overheard yesterday while my colleague Yolanda was helping a middle-school-aged girl find geography-project books for her sister:Yolanda: &quot;How old is your sister?&quot;Girl: &quot;Old....like in grade 10.&quot;]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/wow_thats_ancient.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2008-12-20T20:03:00Z</updated><published>2008-12-20T20:03:00Z</published></entry><entry><id>tag:tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com,2008-11-23:links.412140469</id><title>Question of the day</title><content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/question_of_the_day.htm"><![CDATA[&quot;I parked beside the restaurant next door, where it says Absolutely No Library Parking. That&#39;s okay, right?&quot;]]></content><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/question_of_the_day.htm"/><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><author><name>Tiny Little Librarian</name></author><updated>2008-11-23T18:22:00Z</updated><published>2008-11-23T18:22:00Z</published></entry></feed>