<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Latest entries from tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com</title><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/</link><description></description><copyright>Copyright 2009 tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:18:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Latest entries from tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>I hope it&apos;s not some kind of auto-erotic thing...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_hope_its_not_some_kind_of_autoerotic_thing.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_hope_its_not_some_kind_of_autoerotic_thing.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=i%5Fhope%5Fits%5Fnot%5Fsome%5Fkind%5Fof%5Fautoerotic%5Fthing</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[At least twice now over the past few weeks, my colleague has received a hang-up phone call at the info desk. But before hanging up, he hears the definite sound of a plastic bag being crinkled into the phone. We have no idea what&#39;s up with that.]]></description></item><item><title>Everyone needs support sometimes</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/everyone_needs_support_sometimes.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/everyone_needs_support_sometimes.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:34:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=everyone%5Fneeds%5Fsupport%5Fsometimes</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[One of our circ clerks brought over a stack of new books, and it included this one:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She said: &ldquo;This is going to be very unprofessional of me to say, but this woman just isn&rsquo;t getting the support she needs!&rdquo; &n]]></description></item><item><title>I&apos;m sure you do a marvelous job of it, sir...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_sure_you_do_a_marvelous_job_of_it_sir.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_sure_you_do_a_marvelous_job_of_it_sir.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:12:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=im%5Fsure%5Fyou%5Fdo%5Fa%5Fmarvelous%5Fjob%5Fof%5Fit%5Fsir</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I haven&#39;t run into this guy, but my colleague at the circulation desk was telling us that there&#39;s a not-quite-yet-elderly man who delights in bringing up books with titles like &quot;How to Please a Woman&quot; to the checkout counter and mak]]></description></item><item><title>Welcome back to work...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/welcome_back_to_work.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/welcome_back_to_work.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:51:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=welcome%5Fback%5Fto%5Fwork</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[My first day back was fairly uneventful, but I was the person in charge, so I got to pick up a poo nugget that a leaky diaper had left behind in the children&#39;s department. The sad thing is, it was no big deal - it was solid! I&#39;ve had much wor]]></description></item><item><title>I&apos;m back!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_back_9.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/im_back_9.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:44:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=im%5Fback%5F9</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Sorry for the absence, I&#39;ve been on a 3-week (woo hooo!) vacation, so have had no work stories. To tide us over, here&#39;s a quote from an interview with Neil Gaiman about winning the Newbery in the March 2009 edition of School Library Journal,]]></description></item><item><title>I. Am. Canadian!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_am_canadian.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/i_am_canadian.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:13:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=i%5Fam%5Fcanadian</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[A black guy sporting a very &ldquo;I am African&rdquo; red-green-yellow hat (sorry, it probably has a proper name, but I don&#39;t know it) approached the desk and said (in an obviously African accent), &ldquo;Canadian?&rdquo; I nodded or murmured so]]></description></item><item><title>Apparently you have had no contact with pop culture for the last 3 or 4 years...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/apparently_you_have_had_no_contact_with_pop_culture_for_the_.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/apparently_you_have_had_no_contact_with_pop_culture_for_the_.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:52:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=apparently%5Fyou%5Fhave%5Fhad%5Fno%5Fcontact%5Fwith%5Fpop%5Fculture%5Ffor%5Fthe%5F</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[An approaching-middle-aged woman asked for a book, she didn&rsquo;t know the author but she thought it was called Twilight. I asked if it was the vampire book. No, it wasn&rsquo;t, she was definite about that. So I showed her the half-dozen or so boo]]></description></item><item><title>Is this a bad sign?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/is_this_a_bad_sign.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/is_this_a_bad_sign.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:31:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=is%5Fthis%5Fa%5Fbad%5Fsign</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Last week during storytime I totally blanked on the middle of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. That can&#39;t be good. I sing that song a minimum of once a week and if it&#39;s really busy, program-wise, up to 7! Apparently after 10 years, children&#39;s]]></description></item><item><title>Still small</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/still_small.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/still_small.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:35:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=still%5Fsmall</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The other day I was in the elevator on my way our the door to work when the other person in it said &quot;You have really small feet!!!!!! What size are they? 5?&quot; I said yeah, 5 1/2, 6... &quot;No way are they 6!&quot; Um, yes, that&#39;s what t]]></description></item><item><title>Yep, I&apos;m really that small, apparently</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yep_im_really_that_small_apparently.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yep_im_really_that_small_apparently.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:15:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=yep%5Fim%5Freally%5Fthat%5Fsmall%5Fapparently</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The other day I overheard the on-call who was working with me tell the rather pesky old man she was helping on the computer (for the 3rd or 4th time) that there was someone waiting for her at the desk, she had to go. 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He was loudly growling out death metal (or whatever) lyrics while listening to his Walkman (yes, a tape walkman). I&#39;m sure I was meant to look behind me in]]></description></item><item><title>The logic of little ones</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/the_logic_of_little_ones.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/the_logic_of_little_ones.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:41:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Flogic%5Fof%5Flittle%5Fones</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Another wee one story. I was reading Little Rabbit&#39;s Snacktime - it&#39;s a lift-the-flap where you hunt for the rabbit&#39;s carrots. &quot;Are they in the doghouse?&quot; Lift the flap and it&#39;s dog eating a bone. &quot;Are they in the apple]]></description></item><item><title>JK Rowling is watching you, too</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/jk_rowling_is_watching_you_too.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/jk_rowling_is_watching_you_too.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:40:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=jk%5Frowling%5Fis%5Fwatching%5Fyou%5Ftoo</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Story number two about the Wild-Eyed Weirdo. He brought over a book&nbsp;from the booksale and said, &quot;I thought Harry Potter was fiction.&quot; I replied that it is. &quot;It&#39;s about magic and sorcerers and stuff...&quot; Yes, it is. &quot;B]]></description></item><item><title>Yup, the FBI and L. Ron Hubbard are watching you, too</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yup_the_fbi_and_l_ron_hubbard_are_watching_you_too.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/yup_the_fbi_and_l_ron_hubbard_are_watching_you_too.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:56:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=yup%5Fthe%5Ffbi%5Fand%5Fl%5Fron%5Fhubbard%5Fare%5Fwatching%5Fyou%5Ftoo</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[We have a regular crackpot who comes in - he&#39;s wild-eyed and wild-haired and pesters us half a dozen times per shift over the same stuff. He often asks for books on obscure religions and is disgusted that we don&#39;t have them. He&#39;s also obs]]></description></item><item><title>It was a good week...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/it_was_a_good_week.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/it_was_a_good_week.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 23:57:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=it%5Fwas%5Fa%5Fgood%5Fweek</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[...nobody called me a fat c-word this week, so that makes it 10,000 times better than the previous week, where a guy who took offense at our guard asking him to keep his voice down hurled racial slurs at the guard and then appearance-related ones at]]></description></item><item><title>Refgrunt</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/refgrunt.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/refgrunt.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:40:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=refgrunt</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Oh dear, I&#39;ve just noticed that this is from Valentine&#39;s Day - I&#39;m so behind. 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First, that he kne]]></description></item><item><title>What is going on with the world???</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/what_is_going_on_with_the_world.htm</guid><link>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/what_is_going_on_with_the_world.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:16:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://tinylittlelibrarian.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=what%5Fis%5Fgoing%5Fon%5Fwith%5Fthe%5Fworld</comments><dc:creator>Tiny Little Librarian</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[In the past 3 weeks, there have been 2 instances of public bodily elimination near the library.1) I didn&#39;t have to witness this one, thankfully, but our circ clerk did. 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The DVD was clearly meant for Japanese-speaking consumers and the English selections were obviously put on as a hastily-produced extra. 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That&#39;s okay, right?&quot;]]></description></item></channel></rss>